YA RLY! NO WAI!
O HAI! This is some of the random ramblings of Jiayong Ou, a generic geek and web developer. Most of his ramblings are on twitter as @jiayongou. His old blog is still available if anybody cares.
Feel free to ask me stuff or tell me that I suck.
Seeing the code might make you want to poke your own eye out. Please be warned and in no circumstance, poke you own eye out.