YA RLY! NO WAI!
O HAI! This is some of the random ramblings of Jiayong Ou, a generic geek and web developer. Most of his ramblings are on twitter as @jiayongou. More on his other online activities are on his other page. His old blog is still available if anybody cares.
Seeing the code might make you want to poke your own eye out. Please be warned and in no circumstance, poke you own eye out.